DANNY : DE HEK

“All disease starts in the gut,” they said. We made sure their disease of deception ended in the Zoom call.

On May 30th, The Crypto Ponzi Scheme Avenger and his crew—The Avengers—disrupted a live Zoom meeting hosted by LoveBiome reps Colin Brown and Toy Comrie. It began like every cookie-cutter health MLM pitch: a blend of pseudoscience, unverified testimonials, and subtle religious overtones.

The hosts bombarded viewers with outrageous claims about gut health being the root cause of nearly every disease under the sun—from diabetes to depression to erectile dysfunction.

Selling Snake Oil in Powdered Form

Their flagship product P84, a pair of supplements dubbed PhytoPower 1 and 2, was paraded as a miracle regimen. Supposedly containing 84 ingredients, it was described as “knife-less surgery” and claimed to “detoxify the body,” “kill parasites,” and “support mental health, immunity, and weight loss.” According to Colin, the key to saving lives was simply to “eat real food,” which he then equated to buying LoveBiome’s overpriced powders and probiotics.

In the presentation, Colin quoted Hippocrates, saying: “All disease begins in the gut. Let food be your choice of medicine. Don’t make medicine your food for life.” This sort of rhetorical bait-and-switch laid the groundwork for claims that processed food causes everything from heartburn and cholesterol to “rusting on the cellular level.” His words: “Oxidation means rusting—resting on the cellular level.” He warned that cells could become “sticky,” stop breathing, and ferment into cancer if not nourished with LoveBiome.

Another quote thrown at the audience: “Colored food helps Black people,” Colin bizarrely claimed, as if that somehow added to the product’s credibility. He even claimed poor bowel movements lead to deadly poison buildup, suggesting: “If you eat, you need to go to the bathroom. If you don’t, your waste is poisoning you.”

The Avengers Crash the Party

As they tried to preach to the faithful, we intervened. While Danny de Hek delivered live commentary, a wave of fake usernames flooded the Zoom room, flipping the script entirely. Host Toy Comrie fumbled to maintain control as we took over the screen with spoofed names and hilarious messages. “Who is Bob? Bob, turn on your camera!” one host shouted. Another frantically ordered, “Lock the meeting! Lock the meeting now!”

The presentation turned to chaos:

“You dumb cow, you’ve locked the cameras off!”

“Sticky cells in us that don’t breathe and don’t respond. When the cell gets to the cell receptor, there is no communication.”

“When they ferment, they become cancerous.”

“Oxidation in our bodies. Oxidation means rusting. Resting on the cellular level.”

“If you eat, you need to go to the bathroom. When people are not, a problem comes up called obstruction.”

At one point, Colin claimed: “Phyto 1 assists the body with Phase One detoxification—collecting the trash, making the waste less toxic.” He tied this to stories about relatives dying from bowel issues. Every pitch was linked back to gut health and LoveBiome.

Eventually, as the hosts scrambled to regain control and lock out intruders, I—the Avenger—accidentally clicked the wrong button and shut the entire meeting down myself. The hosts had been trying to shut us out, but in the end, it was my own misclick that ended the farce.

Health Claims Without the Health Science

The chaos wasn’t just entertaining—it was necessary. Because behind the flashing graphics, gut bacteria jargon, and fake testimonials, LoveBiome hides a dangerous mix of medical misinformation and multi-level marketing exploitation.

Their so-called scientific platform leans heavily on buzzwords like “nitric oxide,” “short-chain fatty acids,” and “gut-brain-skin axis.” But there’s no credible evidence. No peer-reviewed trials. No regulatory approvals. Just a lot of verbal sleight-of-hand aimed at vulnerable audiences desperate for relief. Their website markets P84 as the “most comprehensive microbiome-based health solution on the planet.” Yet no specific scientific data backs that claim.

Instead, you’re told that your body is being poisoned by “sticky cells” and “rusting oxidation,” and the only way to save yourself is by subscribing to monthly shipments of LoveBiome powders. Even their graphics promote slogans like “Plant Life Gives Life” while promising to “help erectile dysfunction, kill parasites, and reduce blood clots.”

The MLM Behind the Miracle

This isn’t wellness—it’s wellness theater, with Toy Comrie and Colin Brown as headliners. Behind the curtain is a corporate structure offering luxury cruises and all-expense-paid trips to those who hustle the hardest. The 2025 Alaska cruise, the 2023 Dubai Elite Event, and the Mediterranean leadership retreat all serve to reinforce the same toxic lie: that financial freedom and perfect health are one MLM away.

This is the same recycled blueprint we’ve seen time and time again. From CannaGlobe to VYB to now LoveBiome, the pattern is identical: invent a miracle product, shroud it in science-y language, and recruit the vulnerable with false hope and vague spiritual undertones. The LoveBiome playbook is less about health and more about herd manipulation.

Desperate Claims, Desperate Measures

Even in the Zoom call’s final moments, they tried to continue through the digital sabotage, desperate to deliver lines like: “If you eat, you need to go to the bathroom. If you don’t, your waste is poisoning you.” This absurd claim was backed by anecdotes about family members allegedly dying from bowel obstruction, used to justify their gut detox routine.

Toy Comrie broke down, lamenting:

“We can’t have a good meeting every evening because people come on… why you keep doing this? Why you get from doing this?”

Another host added:

“They hate us because we’re doing so well.”

The truth was undeniable—they hate us because we exposed them.

A Gut Check for the Gullible

If you’re wondering whether P84 is the cure-all it claims to be—watch the video. You’ll see the unraveling for yourself. A group of scammers tried to preach the gospel of gut health, but instead they exposed their own grift.

Let this blog serve as a gut check for everyone tempted by buzzwords, badges, and bogus science. LoveBiome isn’t a revolution in health. It’s just another MLM in a lab coat.

Social Media Smoke and Mirrors

LoveBiome’s social media presence is as polished and calculated as its sales script. Their Instagram account (@lovebiome) is filled with pastel-toned graphics, curated wellness slogans, and references to “clinically designed” products—all without a single link to verifiable science. Across Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram, the messaging is consistent: emotionally manipulative wellness promises wrapped in influencer-style branding. From testimonials that hint at miraculous health transformations to call-to-action posts inviting followers to “join the movement,” it’s all designed to lure in the vulnerable and convert them into unpaid brand ambassadors disguised as distributors.

Credit Where It’s Due

Credit also goes to OZ over at BehindMLM, who documented LoveBiome’s MLM structure in a detailed article earlier this year. OZ confirmed that LoveBiome operates on a standard binary compensation plan with affiliate ranks tied directly to recruitment volume. His research further confirmed the lack of retail focus and raised concerns about compliance with regulatory standards.

This isn’t just about junk science—it’s about a junk system, preying on hope and selling hype.

About the Author Danny de Hek, also known as The Crypto Ponzi Scheme Avenger, is a New Zealand-based investigative journalist specializing in exposing crypto fraud, Ponzi schemes, and MLM scams. His work has been featured by Bloomberg, The New York Times, The Guardian Australia, ABC News Australia, and other international outlets.

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